To: All Liberals, Some Independents and Other Message Senders

From: The Powers That Be

RE: Senator Barack Obama's Historic Win

Your message re: Obama's win has been received. Thank you for your remarks. The Powers That Be wish to acknowledge your fervent participation in the caucusing process. We look forward to hearing again from you in the future.

Our concern, however, lies in the fact of your true motivations for promoting the candidacy of a man with the least experience in the entire field of candidates. Also, The Powers That Be wish to express our sneaking suspicion that your vote was more of anti-establishment message than a true vote for the candidate himself. We ask that you elaborate in New Hampshire.

Also, we ask that you broaden your base of participants. We ask that you involve the working-class, the non-whites, the non-educated, the true blue rank-and-file members of your group. Do not leave these people out because their opinion counts, too. Finally, The Powers That Be wishes to express our appreciation of your inclusion of younger voters.

Sincerely,

The Powers That Be, et al.